Singing
#1
Wife:

Why do you always go out on to the balcony when I sing?

Husband:

So the neighbours can see me and don't think I'm beating you up.
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#2
There was a popular song being sung around Jarrow during WWII, it went:

All round Jarrow you'll hear the people talk,
the Butchers making sausage out of Horse instead of Pork!

Mmmmm, seems like nothing changes does it?
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#3
After I read this, I was laughing when I went to let out two espressos, but forgot to change from normal sized cup to espresso size.

Guess what happened.
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